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I posted this in my other group, so most of you have seen it, but for those that are only here I thought you might have fun with this:
This is a cover challenge so you're looking for the specific thing(s) that is/are mentioned in all this junk. These are all songs from The Lonely Island. Think SNL...
I'm on a Boat: "I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo." High 5 if you find a boat, but any form of transportation works.
The Creep: "Get your arms T-Rexin'" and find any animal, as long as it's not a wolf.
I Just Had Sex: Anyone singing with Akon? Find a 1/2 nekkid person.
D*ck in a Box: Boys are horrible when it comes to giving a gift so find yourself some jewelry, or candles.
Motherlover: Mom's might need some lovin', but we really don't want to think about it so find them some flowers instead.
3-Way (The Golden Way): Find some boots to knock on, or find "a honey in the middle". Love triangles abound, but can you actually find a cover with 3 people on it? ... or, the boots. You really can find boots.
Like A Boss: You've gotta dress fine to be the boss. Even if you are a tool. Find a suit.
Rokk "Dream": Sometimes your fantasies just aren't good enough and you really need a drink. Find someone whose drinking it up.
Jack Sparrow: Johnny's a sexy pirate so find a cover with a pirate or a hottie. You could also find Scarface "snortin' mountains of cocaine," but...
Threw It On the Ground: "I threw it on the gorund." Or, not. Since you can't trust the system, defy gravity. Find wings, someone flying, or falling.
Boombox: Still uptight and refusing to change? Find a book that still has a cover from the 80's. Or, since the moral of the story is "a boombox is not a toy," find a kids toy on the cover.
Ronnie & Clyde: Shy Ronnie might shoot his tiny gun prematurely, but our ladies know how to kick butt with their weapon of choice.
J*zz In My Pants: Ever see something on a cover and say "what they heck is that?" Any kind of unknown, odd objects, shapes, or mist can be used. You can also find a cover with massive amounts of cleavage if you want to go in a different direction.



"The downside of writing sex scenes is that my mother reads my books."


"When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he asks."

