Heather’s Comments (group member since Sep 01, 2010)

Heather’s comments from the Dementia - Reading Challenges group.

***Warning! This challenge has bad language in it so please skip it if that offends you.***

I posted this in my other group, so most of you have seen it, but for those that are only here I thought you might have fun with this:

This is a cover challenge so you're looking for the specific thing(s) that is/are mentioned in all this junk. These are all songs from The Lonely Island. Think SNL...


I'm on a Boat: "I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo." High 5 if you find a boat, but any form of transportation works.
The Creep: "Get your arms T-Rexin'" and find any animal, as long as it's not a wolf.
I Just Had Sex: Anyone singing with Akon? Find a 1/2 nekkid person.
D*ck in a Box: Boys are horrible when it comes to giving a gift so find yourself some jewelry, or candles.
Motherlover: Mom's might need some lovin', but we really don't want to think about it so find them some flowers instead.
3-Way (The Golden Way): Find some boots to knock on, or find "a honey in the middle". Love triangles abound, but can you actually find a cover with 3 people on it? ... or, the boots. You really can find boots.
Like A Boss: You've gotta dress fine to be the boss. Even if you are a tool. Find a suit.
Rokk "Dream": Sometimes your fantasies just aren't good enough and you really need a drink. Find someone whose drinking it up.
Jack Sparrow: Johnny's a sexy pirate so find a cover with a pirate or a hottie. You could also find Scarface "snortin' mountains of cocaine," but...
Threw It On the Ground: "I threw it on the gorund." Or, not. Since you can't trust the system, defy gravity. Find wings, someone flying, or falling.
Boombox: Still uptight and refusing to change? Find a book that still has a cover from the 80's. Or, since the moral of the story is "a boombox is not a toy," find a kids toy on the cover.
Ronnie & Clyde: Shy Ronnie might shoot his tiny gun prematurely, but our ladies know how to kick butt with their weapon of choice.
J*zz In My Pants: Ever see something on a cover and say "what they heck is that?" Any kind of unknown, odd objects, shapes, or mist can be used. You can also find a cover with massive amounts of cleavage if you want to go in a different direction.

K. I've gotten you written down.

Women of the Otherworld!

Ya, I know. Apparently teachers were the ones who cared and wrote in to have some of the names changed.

Kids don't get the fancy names so they've simplified everything and then made some kid friendly.

Good luck

"The alley was dark and stank of piss and vomit."

No problem. I'll add your name.

"Sorry, Dracula."

I forgot to post this one here...



"The downside of writing sex scenes is that my mother reads my books."

Thanks ladies. I'll set you up Sana.

"When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he asks."

Good job Amy!

Haha. I haven't heard that one in a while. You just put a b between <> the brackets. Then, after the part you want bolded put /b between <>.

I'm in the same spot you are. I have way too much to update so I just don't want to do it.

Sure. I've been slammed with work and planning a trip to Europe so I haven't exactly been checking in here like I should. I have tomorrow off so I'll try and come up with something unless you have an idea already.

Good luck girls

Good luck.

Go for it. I'm so far behind right now that really helps.

Hi Ashe!