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Another reason making out dies out is, it is kinda messy. Over active saliva glands and all. And everyone knows where the real good tongue work is done. I think I like my cuddling on the couch with the misses. Read a good book, feel close to one another, then go to bed, laundry room, kitchen counter, you know where ever. Then get it on. WooT!

Well anytime my wife feels neglected she just bitches about it to one of her friends. She only does this when I am in ear shot so... Next time your hubby is on the couch let loose to a friend or something that way you get what you want without being a nag. ;)

I think the make out sessions go away because… We hell why stand in line when you can ride the ride. I think it’s the girls that like the making out; I never really cared for it much. Just something I did to keep “her” happy. Groping sticks around because it is a physical way to say
“Hey honey, I still think you are attractive.”

I would totally do Clive Owens and Megan fox's offspring... eh in 19 years.

Has it ever occurred to anyone that they don't want a peaceful resolution? Even though everything I have experienced in that culture says this is the case I still find it hard to believe. Why would you want, war, tragedy, and everything else that goes with it? Because it is a belief, this isn’t about policies. It’s about believing. The policies are just tools to justify their actions. I agree with Varmint, if anyone gives in they will then move to the next region.

mmm glasses....
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that was so disjointed I thought it was something I wrote :-p
Is skylar the one giving me the finger?

Charissa if there is anyone in this group that is carelessly offensive I think it would be me. For the record I say what I think at the time, often willing to alter my statement or take back a joke if someone is really "hurt" by it. Not offended I really don't care if I offend anyone. But I do not set out everyday to hurt someone’s feelings.

I can confirm the glasses stance RA. I don't really know why, but there is an appeal. I think it is a sophisticated look. I always imagine these super girls working quantum physics and then shrugging off their lab coat and getting nasty with "it"

on top of her shirt only.

like on her boob?

I have been known to be a bit dence at times.

At this current time I would really find a comfortable bed appealing.

Thank you Sarah, the world is set right again. Please no more gender bending... at lest wait until I'm up for a few hours. This morning I was so confused, I was all...
“Who’s this asshole imitating newt?"
After a few minutes it dawned on me that you were just throwing up one of your moisture makers.

RA: Dude, I really hate to leave you hanging but Paris Hilton makes me want to knaw on my own entrails. Sometimes in the proper lighting I think she has some attractive qualities, but she will always, with out fail, ruin it by opening her mouth.
I find I am attracted to the oddest things.
**Previous post** the Coffee Shop girl; Nothing really extraordinary about her, she has a charming smile, always seems chipper without being over the top which would just piss me off. (Where in the hell does she get off being so happy?) She seems to have an infinite amount of Choker jewelry… Is that the right term? The necklaces that are snug? Anyway she always has strange groovy things hanging from them, and every one seems to have a story, that takes her 20 minutes to tell. I know this would never happen at a starbucks or whatever but things move slower in Alaska.
I am not into super fit girls at all. Athletic is one thing but women sporting more testosterone then me is slightly freighting, ranks right up there with midgets. It is all about proportions. 5 feet should be around 100-125??? I don’t really know, I am no carnival worker who guesses peoples height/weight/boobie size. I just know that a little curve can go a long way. I think tone is probably the most important erotic quality one could have.
I find it fitting so many women like tall guys. I am enamored with the “shorty’s” My wife is just barely 5 feet tall. This might stem from my infatuation with pixies. But I don’t know.

What are you talking about! Meatloaf has the bet man boobies in the BIZ!

Yeah lucky me I am no man and every man all at the same time :)
After people get to know me they relax a bit when I go off the deep end, but the first few times you experience it first hand I guess it is pretty impressive. Somewhere between those cheesy wrestling interviews where they guy is all veiny, and D-Day.

I smoke.
I think.
I plot.
Then I unleash the fury, morph into a mushroom cloud and dissipate over time. I do not handle anger well. I become frustrated really easily, followed quickly by anger. I brief moment of fury, and then I feel bad when I see the fear in the faces around me. I just have no patience for stupid shit. I think I am allergic to it. So when I am forced to face it I blow up at it.

you had me at hello Amanda }:-D

I still think the water hose would be a good "ice" breaker. Nothing gets people talking like flood damage. Ask anyone in New Orleans. BAM!
Was that too soon? Over the line? Screw you I thought it was funny.