Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

That looks like it would be a funny article Steve, but I can't access it at work.

You’re not fooling anyone Amelia. I know the truth you want to have a love fest. You, Condi, and Hillary, now that is an orgy I would kill to watch. :D

Oh, I don't take anything on "faith". If it can not be proved and the only responce is to take it on faith then I have to forget it.

>>>>Because the soul is supernatural in origin, it is not subject to empirical verification. So faith must be employed.

Everything is provable. I would have to agree with Paul again. “If it is not in the mind then where is it?”

I'm not sure I like your thought pattern here Donna. :-/

You wouldn't happen to be related to my wife would you?

Laugh it up chuckles.

Speaking of gay men; I was lucky to be at work this week. Elton John was in Fairbanks this week and my wife had bought tickets. Woot! For over time :D

So I guess this whole thing could have been avoided if I didn't dodge the concert. The universe gets what the universe wants, Oh Geez help us all!

Yes midgets... midgets that just finished having butt sex.

Well time will tell. I had a couple of "menuts" to talk to him today. I think he realized he was out of line. Things should be fine as long as he was being honest today. I'm sure he was being honest, as I said he is a stand up guy. I did make it vary clear that he is never to do anything like that again at work.


I think it will have to wait awhile before I invite him out with my wife. I don't think I could deal with them both mocking me so soon. They would probably fling midgets at me too!

My baby Dinah likes rabbits. Most of the time she just comes to the door with red on her jowls. Every once in a wail she will leave a slobbery pile next to the door. I have not figured out yet if this is a present or a snack for later. She seems to get happy when I pick it up for disposal though.

Last summer I was out BBQ’ing and I herd this frantic squeaking, she was tossing it up in the air and catching it over and over again. As soon as I said NO! She dropped it and slinked away. I had to kill the bunny, it was pretty much dead as it was but still breathing somehow.

I already said I don’t want to get the guy in trouble, what I am worried about is him being all butt hurt over it and making up some crap that puts me on the razors edge. If it were a women then I would follow everyone’s advice and tell my director as an informal notification in the event something in the future did come up. However I know this work place, a lot of good people, but also some really shitty ones. If his sexual orientation was to become camp knowledge it would make his life difficult. Again something I don’t want to do. He IS a nice guy and one of the few people I can count on to complete tasks. My hackles are up because he seemed to take the rejection as an insult.

So I am going to pretend nothing happened tomorrow and see how that works. Maybe even have a sit down with it at lunch, or go out on an inspection with him so we can discuss it in private. But again that opens up more room for conflict. AGGGR!

This morning a guy hit on me. There was no mistake about it this wasn’t a guy checking to see if I was interested this was a flat out “flirt with hopes of a squirt”. Now I am not the kind of guy that will run to HR and Demand the guy’s ass (pun intended). So when it occurred to me what his intentions where I was sure to place my left hand on the desk, properly putting my wedding ring on display. I saw him eye ball it. But the conversation continued flipping between work and his flirting. Long story short I had to tell him flat out in plane male talk that if this conversation didn’t stay professional we were going to have problems. At which he immediately pulled a whipped dog expression gave me the report he was there to deliver and left. Ok so it sunk in and I don’t think it will happen again. The problem I am having with this, is this guy kinda works for me, I see him all the time, and I set his inspection schedule, he reports to me. Are we all seeing the problem/potential problem here?

So after he is out of my office I call my wife to tell her about all this. After I tell her the whole story she bursts out laughing and decides she wants to have the dude over for dinner &%!#@%!WTF? We are talking about a woman, which will not let me be alone with female friends. So how is this any different? I don’t think I have a single female friend that wants to jump my bones, but it is ok for Dirk Diggler here to make his intentions of kneading my testies clear. So she wants him over for dinner?

I have known this guy for about 9 mo and we have always got on alright, he does good work and he’s pretty funny. (When he is not eye fucking me!) I really don’t want to get him in trouble; I know that would be his job. Also I don’t want to out him. He would get eaten alive around here. But at the same time if I don’t report this it could bite me in the ass if he decides to scream discrimination or something.

My last complaint, (I really want to ask him this by the way) what in the hell told him I was gay? I am just about the most un-gay guy in the world. (In my world) I honestly don’t know what it is that lead him to think I was gay. I am pretty sure he knew I was married before today’s little spat.

Dear Dad;



It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so cool. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than me.



But it’s not only the passion…Dad, she’s pregnant. Stacy said that it is definitely mine and we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter!

We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves too.

Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your son Jeff


love it!

besides if it took place up in a tree everyone else would look like a midget, and then I would need Viagra

I think for safety reasons the penis should stay firmly on the ground, perhaps slightly suspended from a sex-o-sizzler swing. Or on the kitchen counter... But a tree, think of the splinters.

I think the penises need to stay right where they are. **checks self and nods** yes leave them where they are.

I guess I will just have to deal with the weather then.

I have a leopard G-string }:-D


sex on a stick.

Hmmm.... well I suppose that apology was sincere... come here you little whippier snapper daddy needs a hug.

Somebody needs to throw me a towel because I am swimming in work. Trying to squeeze 3 weeks of work into a week, and the weather is totally not co-operating. Bastard! Where is Al Gore when you need him?

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