Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all)’s Comments (group member since Sep 20, 2013)

Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all)’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

What's a Greek Cow's favourite food?
Moooo saka!

T4bsF (Call me Flo) wrote: "There is a crime of "sheep worrying". I wonder if it involves making a fresh batch of mint sauce!"

I used to have a mug I bought in Wales that said "Mint sauce is a killer!"

I remember that guy. Euell Gibbons: "Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible, you know!"

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud

And here's one for our friends in Greece.

What is a sheep's favorite dessert?
Baaaa-khlava!

Everyone remembers him for the bad guys he played and yet he was so good at comedy. He played in "Blow Dry", a British comedy about hairdressing competitions (and death, divorce, sexual choices and cancer) and was fantastic. I fell for him as Col Brandon, too.

Frenchie wrote: Purely for research and academic purposes, I am hastening to add as I am trying to write a little hot piece :-)

That's her story and she's sticking to it.

So to speak.

Who? Who?
That's what owls supposedly say in English.

Beautiful!

Dislexic atheists don't believe in dog.

You could buy some wig glue like actors use... ;)

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: "This movie is good, but the book was better!"

And yes, I just dated myself. Modern cinemas probably just whack a DVD in a machine.

I feel that way about the first cup of tea!!

Woke up to rain this morning, hallelujah! Which is probably what kept me wakeful until 2 AM....I've noticed when a rain front moves in I am sleepless. Never mind, I got some reading done for classes. Virginia Woolf was a great writer of fiction, but IMO A Room of One's Own is not a fun read.

Naughty Little Johnny goes to a showing of a classic movie. Our Hero grabs The Girl, says, "I want what I want when I want it!" and plants a big old kiss on her. The Girl, of course, melts.
Johnny is very impressed with this. "So cool, I wanna be a tough guy like that!" he thinks. As he comes out of the movie he meets up with Little Susie, and he decides to try it out.
He grabs her, says, "I want what I want when I want it!" and plants a big old kiss on her.
Susie pushes him away, hard, smacks his face and replies,
"You'll get what I got when I get it!"

Except when she turns up here...then we all say, "Oh! Goodie, goodie!"

Those surveymonkey things are always "closed" when you get to them, Frenchie, even if you click an hour after they're posted. And usually the OP is never heard from again. I have run into them all over the web, and I think what they're actually doing is harvesting adresses, though I could be wrong.

Hope you are sleeping better these days Frenchie.

Groovy wrote: "I bet that metal pole found you very attracted..."

Shocking!

I'll just class myself along with Precious Ramotswe. I'm not fat, I'm "traditionally built."

Don't get too ticked, Flo! At least you don't get paid on scale!

If I know the song, I will sing it through and that helps. Yesterday in desperation I pulled up a YouTube video of the one that was driving me nuts and sat through it and it seemed to help. We'll see.

RE: Happy Birthday, here in Spain kids learn the English words at school...I remember hearing my neighbour's son (about age 6) wandering the apartment singing, "Hoppy bird-day oo oo, hoppy bird-day oo-oo."