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Nov 02, 2016 04:27AM

114553 Be careful y'all don't eat too much, you might find yourselves in the Cal-zone!
Nov 02, 2016 12:24AM

114553 Here's a phrase I'm actually ambivalent about:
"By and large." Where did it come from, I wonder?

By is a preposition. Large is an adjective. "By and large"?
By what?

Tis puzzling.
Nov 02, 2016 12:22AM

114553 Not to mention uxorious!
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Oct 29, 2016 03:36AM

114553 You telllin' me Groovy's got a flat, mate?
Don't get too pumped up about it, I got it! LOL
Oct 28, 2016 06:48AM

114553 Trisha wrote: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Inconceivable!
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Oct 28, 2016 12:20AM

114553 Pizza days were big days, in highschool you were allowed a double main dish for 20 cents or a double lunch for fifty.
Oct 27, 2016 12:01PM

114553 *swoon*
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Oct 27, 2016 10:54AM

114553 Oh yeah...Midwestern food was bland enough in the 60s and 70s but when they cooked institutional meals, it was horrible! Lots of potato flakes, lots of bread, and that awful "sunshine salad" (jello with grated carrots in it).
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Oct 27, 2016 05:04AM

114553 Not a joke but a real ocurrence: on the bus, a young mum talking to her own mum about the lunches offered at her child's preschool. She was incensed because the kids were fed lentil stew followed by yogurt!! "Because after all, the yogurt just eats up all the iron in the lentils!"

The mental picture her language created had both DH and me trying hard not to laugh because after all, we weren't supposed to be listening in!
Oct 27, 2016 12:29AM

114553 "Palindrome." Meaning a word or phrase that reads the same backwards and forwards, like Eve or "Madam, I'm Adam."

You'd think they would have made a word that IS a palindrome to describe the phenomenon, but they didn't.
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Oct 27, 2016 12:27AM

114553 Yup, EVE is a palindrome--lovely word! Can be read both ways. In Spanish the word is "capicua". Makes me laugh because surely the word for a palindrome should BE a palindrome?

"Madam, I'm Adam" is a palindrome, too.
Oct 27, 2016 12:24AM

114553 My mother was always saying she "just about had a conniption." Originally, like in the 18th century, I believe it was a stroke.

Then of course in the seventies people began "having kittens" or in extreme cases, "she had a cow."
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Oct 25, 2016 11:27PM

114553 Who is Christian Bale? (scampers off to google)
Oct 25, 2016 02:48AM

114553 Oh yes, Kipling refers to "the egregious Beetle" in Stalky & Co.
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Oct 24, 2016 11:30PM

114553 "I saw Esau,
He saw me.
The fact is, we all three saw.
For I saw Esau,
He saw me,
And Kate saw I saw Esau."

(from the play, DIRTY WORK AT THE CROSSROADS OR TEMPTED TRIED AND TRUE. First highschool play I ever attended, I must have been about nine, and I've never forgotten it.)
Oct 24, 2016 11:28PM

114553 We've discussed "egregious" previously somewhere on this thread, too lazy to page back through the whole thing. In French and Spanish it's still a compliment, it means "of long standing" in the good sense, with a long and admirable tradition.
Oct 24, 2016 07:49AM

114553 Here's another word Colin Firth taught me to say right: "implacable." All my life I have been saying it in my head as "im-play-cable." He says "im-plaque-able". He's a trained British actor, working on a period film, if he'd said it wrong somebody would have called him on it.
Oct 23, 2016 11:15PM

114553 What we call French toast, they call "lost bread" because you dip it in the egg and it's "lost."

There's a story of a famous Paris chef being invited to a NY millionaire's hunting expedition. The rich guy enjoyed making pancakes for the crew the first day, and watching him flip them in the air the chef beamed and said, "Tiens! Crepes sauvages!"
Oct 23, 2016 08:54AM

114553 And eating and running is known in England as "taking French leave" while in France and Spain it's known as "saying goodbye the English way."
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Oct 22, 2016 11:51PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "Did ya'll know what kind of man Boaz was before he got married? Ruthless

I don't know if I'm Abel to keep this up:)"


You know why Adam and Eve were chucked out of the garden? Because after the Apple Incident they really started raisin' Cain!

The apple wasn't the problem, though...it was the pair underneath.

They say that if Adam and Eve had been Chinese we'd still be in Paradise because they would have left the apple alone, and eaten the serpent!