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Nov 28, 2016 03:42AM

114553 "Based off" instead of "based on." Based ON your review, I think I would enjoy this book. The movie is based ON the novel of the same title.

You can't base something OFF something else, because then it will have no base!

How hard is that, people?
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Nov 27, 2016 06:01AM

114553 Sign on the music store door: “Out to lunch. Bach at 1, Offenbach earlier.”
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Nov 27, 2016 05:55AM

114553 Gotta match ya, pun for pun!
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Nov 27, 2016 12:21AM

114553 Can't hold a candle to you!
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Nov 26, 2016 02:22AM

114553 Nobody here gonna be throwin' shade!
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Nov 26, 2016 12:02AM

114553 It's good to see your face light up, MrB.
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Nov 25, 2016 07:43AM

114553 How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints.
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Nov 23, 2016 03:31AM

114553 I have often "pilled" my dog by simply pretending to eat the pill with great enjoyment. They just gotta have some of that! So I'd push away the inquiring nose, saying, "No, yumyum, you can't have any, this is mine, yumyum, sooo good!" After about the third push-away they'd gulp anything down, solid or liquid, no matter how foul.
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Nov 22, 2016 11:34PM

114553 And from cats to mice...this thread reminded me of when in highschool our Language Arts teacher begged students to try and come up with some replacements for "grossed out" and "ticked off" which were on everyone's tongue with variations ("oh gag me with a spoon! Gross me gone! Gross me dead!" and such.)

I brought up my British penpal's phrase "cheesed off" which according to the dictionary is 18th century! but she wanted new ones, to see if we could create a fashion.

One of the winners, strangely, was "moused off" or "moused".
"Oh I am so moused off! My new calculator's broken!" (Calculators were a big deal then). I heard myself use it the other day...had to explain to my ESL student that no, it's not common usage!
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Nov 22, 2016 11:22AM

114553 If they break into your house to steal it, that's a cat burglar!
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Nov 22, 2016 07:48AM

114553 Dog? What dog?
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Nov 21, 2016 11:32PM

114553 If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet--what would happen if you buttered your bread and strapped it on the back of a cat?
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Nov 21, 2016 11:05AM

114553 I'm so hoppy we got away from shoes and on to frogs and fish.

Rotten day. Please cheer me up.
Nov 21, 2016 04:56AM

114553 No point in my getting a kindle as most if not all US and UK releases are "unavailable in my country."
Nice.
Like nobody here reads English.
Nov 21, 2016 04:28AM

114553 KU?

Kickstart University?
Sorry, ;) but no idea what it means.
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Nov 19, 2016 06:24AM

114553 Riding the wave...COWABUNGA!!
Nov 19, 2016 03:03AM

114553 "Quash." Isn't that a lovely sound? It sounds like what it is.
Nov 19, 2016 03:02AM

114553 Two phrases that cause a knee-jerk reaction of dislike, even today. I came across one in an old book from the 1950s just this morning.

"Morning comes early" and "Tomorrow's another day."

It's like, "Thank you Mrs Obvious!" Even as a kid I felt that way. Also because adults (particularly mothers and other women) used it to quash your fun and send you to bed. There was always this sort of implied menace about "morning comes early"...well "menace" isn't what I mean, but it was like "you're such a stupid little kid and when morning comes you will be unprepared for it and suffer for it." They always said it in the context of "stop what you're enjoying doing now and go to bed."
Nov 18, 2016 07:03AM

114553 I remember often hearing a criticism that "So and So is a real going concern--he's always "going" to do something and never does."
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Nov 18, 2016 04:13AM

114553 Groovy wrote: "My friend called me on the Tadlephone, that's who..."

Would that be Sally Mander?