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Feb 19, 2017 11:46PM

114553 The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
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Feb 19, 2017 01:26AM

114553 I think I'll start procrastinating more...tomorrow.
Feb 19, 2017 01:12AM

114553 HRHDogMatix wrote: "It could also be used for politicians, full of hot air"

Which might explain how they manage to float so high above reality...
Feb 19, 2017 12:56AM

114553 Numismatic sounds fat because it sounds like pneumatic. I remember reading a 19th century novel that described a young lady as "pneumatic" to mean well endowed.
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Feb 19, 2017 12:54AM

114553 I used to be addicted to soap. Now I am clean.
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Feb 18, 2017 06:58AM

114553 There are three kinds of people in the world:
Those who think of others
Those who only think of themselves
Those who never think at all.
Feb 18, 2017 05:39AM

114553 Oh, okay. I've heard it applied to pets such as dogs and cats, too, which added to the confusion.
Feb 18, 2017 01:25AM

114553 Question for the UK contingent: What does it mean when you're talking about someone with longterm health problems and someone says, "Well, he's all right in himself." Does that mean, like psychologically? Or maybe emotionally? Or what?

Ah iz cornfuzed.
Feb 18, 2017 12:31AM

114553 mrbooks wrote: "Indefatigable, there is a word you will never get tired of it makes you want to just keep on keeping on."

And it's another word I was mispronouncing until I finally heard some one say it in a documentary!
Feb 17, 2017 12:06AM

114553 "Impenetrability! That's what I say!" Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There

Something to say when you don't know what to say.
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Feb 16, 2017 12:07PM

114553 Jane wrote: "On the trios bandwagon

There are three types of liar:
Liars
Damned liars
Statisticians"


oh excuse me, I thought you said "politicians."
Feb 16, 2017 12:06PM

114553 Jane wrote: "Kindness is a good word and one we could do with being able to use more"

To which add "decency" in its old-fashioned, non-prurient sense.
Feb 16, 2017 11:44AM

114553 Groovy, you are so right. What is the point of having a dog crated up all day while you're at work? Can't you train and socialise it properly? We always had at least one dog, and with the exception of Spot as aforesaid, no problems leaving them in the house. They knew where to "do their business" if they needed to, and had been trained to leave things alone that didn't belong to them.

Re: "ax" and "dex." I hear this a lot from my Spanish-speaking students! Getting them to say words like "asks", "masks" and "desks" is a nightmare.
Feb 16, 2017 05:28AM

114553 Oh, advertisements!
Hubby bought a pair of slacks yesterday at C and A. There was this paper label attached to the pants with one of those plastic threads. Label says: "We are the worlds largest retailer of BioCotton. No1 in Bio Cotton." Nice "stamp" from some organization or other to do with organic cotton.

Notice that nowhere does it say that this particular pair of slacks is actually made with organic cotton. This, they do not claim. And frankly? At 20 Euros a pair I kinda doubt it.
Feb 16, 2017 01:37AM

114553 And, as I mentioned in my post, it's even worse when you lie to your kids about what happened to their beloved pet! It doesn't make you look better, when they realise later what you did.
Feb 16, 2017 01:09AM

114553 Groovy wrote: "If you could go back and talk to that little royalist about her admiration for the queen, what would you tell her? And would she listen?"

No, she wouldn't...she never could! I might tell her that I once saw Lizzy and she has the coldest eyes I've ever seen....
Feb 16, 2017 01:09AM

114553 Jane wrote: "If we don't have a monarch, what do we have?

A president?

Just askin'...."


Well some countries have both a president and a prime minister, which seems odd to me. We have a king and a president, which is also odd.
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Feb 16, 2017 01:08AM

114553 Groovy wrote: "There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who helped you through difficult times; those who left you in difficult times; and those who put you in difficult times"

And that's no joke!
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Feb 15, 2017 04:28AM

114553 There are three kinds of people in the world: those that make things happen, those that watch things happen, and those who say, "What happened?"
Feb 15, 2017 01:03AM

114553 Why thank you kind sir! That makes sense!
(I wish we had emoji, I'd post the "applause" one.)