Waiters


Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip-Confessions of a Cynical Waiter
There's a Giraffe in My Soup: A Playful Picture Book About Restaurant Surprises for Kids (Ages 4-8)
Q & A
Pride and Prejudice
Be Obsessed or Be Average
Who Will Cry When You Die?
Waiter to the Rich and Shameless: Confessions of a Five-Star Beverly Hills Server
Wedding Season (Beach Reading, #5)
Latter Days
A Cook's Tour by Anthony BourdainThe Supremes at Earl's All-You-Can-Eat by Edward Kelsey MooreWaiter Rant by Steve DublanicaEverything I Learned, I Learned in a Chinese Restaurant by Curtis Chin
Restaurant Guest Checks
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Budd Schulberg
Never talk to waiters like that," Kit said. "Can I help it," he said, "if I only went one year to finishing school?" "It isn't manners," she said like a sensible schoolteacher quietly disciplining a small boy, "it just isn't smart." I thought of the time I first told him not to say ain't. He took this the same way, a little peeved but making mental notes. I noticed he was never too much of an egotist to take criticism when he knew it would help. It was part of his genius for self-propulsion. ...more
Budd Schulberg, What Makes Sammy Run?

Jay Rayner
Too often we only identify the crucial points in our lives in retrospect. At the time we are too absorbed in the fetid detail of the moment to spot where it is leading us. But not this time. I was experiencing one of my dad’s deafening moments. If my life could be understood as a meal of many courses (and let’s be honest, much of it actually was), then I had finished the starters and I was limbering up for the main event. So far, of course, I had made a stinking mess of it. I had spilled the win ...more
Jay Rayner, Eating Crow: A Novel of Apology

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