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Urine
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Elevators are supposed to smell like urine. That's what make the jazz playing through the overhead speakers sound more authentic.
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― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
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I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of bed, puts on her deep-sea divers’ boots, and stomps across my ceiling to megaphone the kids awake. The kids drop bags of cannonballs onto the floor, then, apparently dragging several sledgehammers each, stampede into the kitchen. They grab their chunks of baguette and go and sit in front of the TV, which is always showi
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― A Year in the Merde
― A Year in the Merde
