Sarcastic


Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
الكلاب لا تأكل الشيكولاتة
زغازيغ
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
تاكسي: حواديت المشاوير
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Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)
Battersea Parker
عايزة أتجوز
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The Sass Is Strong With These
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Excellence in sarcasm
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Witty/Sarcastic Leads
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N.M. Facile
A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment.
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Adele Ashworth
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