Sam Vimes


Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6)
Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch, #2)
Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)
The Fifth Elephant (Discworld, #24; City Watch, #5)
Feet of Clay (Discworld, #19; City Watch, #3)
Thud! (Discworld, #34; City Watch, #7)
Snuff (Discworld, #39; City Watch, #8)
Jingo (Discworld, #21; City Watch, #4)
Monstrous Regiment (Discworld, #31; Industrial Revolution, #3)
Terry Pratchett
Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.” “Sir?” “It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.” “Sir?” “That’s practically zen.
Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Terry Pratchett
Well, the news has got around. The Duchess of Keepsake has invited us to a ball, Sir Henry and Lady Withering have invited us to a ball, and Lord and Lady Hangfinger have invited us to... yes, a ball." "Well, that's a lot of..." "Don't you dare, Sam. ...more
Terry Pratchett, Snuff

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