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Raising
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Girls mature faster than boys, cost more to raise, and statistics show that the old saw about girls not knowing about money and figures is a myth. Girls start to outspend boys before puberty—and they manage to maintain this lead until death or an ugly credit manager, whichever comes first.
Males are born with a closed fist. Girls are born with the left hand cramped in a position the size of an American Express card. Whenever a girl sees a sign reading, “Sale, Going Out of Business, Liquidation
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― Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession
― Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession
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Writing a book is like raising a child, the only difference is you don’t have the fucking part in writing a book.
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― LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS
― LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS
