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Poop
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When Johnny Depp said he found poop all over his bed, I got embarrassed, thinking my ducks had broken into his house and used his sheets like a garden. But boy was I relieved when he placed the blame on Amber Heard, where it properly belongs.
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― Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world
― Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world
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We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.”
"Did it taste like poop?" Hank inquired as he quickly pulled into a rest stop filled with church buses.
"Since I don't eat poop," Dima snapped, "I wouldn't know."
"But you do eat people?"
"I do not eat people," she yelled.
"But your people eat people?" I prodded nicely.
"Occasionally," she hissed. "And your people sniff each other's asses when in animal form..."
She had a point - and a
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