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My motto is I aim to please. Especially when I'm peeing at a urinal in a Walmart bathroom and I accidentally splash piss on the guy's feet standing next to me.
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― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
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I had definitely never heard of anyone peeing in a cup and leaving it in their own office on a bookshelf to evaporate and be absorbed back into their body through the pores on their face.
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― Bossypants
― Bossypants
I'm gonna pee on your leg…more
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