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Middle Age
“
The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could be dead by August.
God, middle age is an unending insult.
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― Sullivan's Island
― Sullivan's Island
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You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches?
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― Crooked Little Vein
― Crooked Little Vein
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