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I just got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work.
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― Gags and Extracts
― Gags and Extracts
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There's no such thing as a superhuman. But the only thing I got to tell you, if you take a dog and kick him around he's got to be alert, he's got to be more sharper than you. Well, we've been kicked around for two thousand years. We're not more smarter, we're more alert.
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― Barney's Version
― Barney's Version
