Comic Horror
horror stories that either spoof horror conventions or that mix the gore with dark humor
“
To John, I muttered, "so... she still here."
John snapped, "She won't fucking go! This is fucking ridiculous."
Joy looked up from her phone and said, "I dumped his stash. He's not happy."
"You . . . what?"
"The meth, the Adderall, the weed, all of it. Down the toilet it went. Whoosh. Bye-bye."
John stabbed a finger at her. "You don't get to make that decision."
I said, "You're arguing with a swarm of shape-shifting bug monsters, John."
Joy said, "And losing!
...more
”
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“
To John, I muttered, "so . . . she's still here."
John snapped, "She won't fucking go! This is fucking ridiculous."
Joy looked up from her phone and said, "I dumped his stash. He's not happy."
"You . . . what?"
"The meth, the Adderall, the weed, all of it. Down the toilet it went. Whoosh. Bye-bye."
John stabbed a finger at her. "You don't get to make that decision."
I said, "You're arguing with a swarm of shape-shifting bug monsters, John."
Joy said, "And losing!
...more
”
― John Dies at the End / This Book Is Full Of Spiders / What the Hell Did I Just Read
― John Dies at the End / This Book Is Full Of Spiders / What the Hell Did I Just Read
