21 Ways You Know You're a Goodreads Member

Posted by Hayley on May 30, 2015


Your family and friends have noticed. Once upon a time, your love of books may have been confined to the page, but these days, you just can't keep it in—and why should you? It’s way more fun to geek out about books on Goodreads.

Last week we asked you to complete this sentence: You know you're a Goodreads member when... Today we've got your top answers! Anything sound familiar, bookworms?


1. You press "g" in your web browser, and instead of Google, the first option in autofill is always Goodreads. (Raphaela Pappa)

2. Your husband looks at you funny when you give him 4 out of 5 stars after he's done mowing the lawn. (Elizabeth)

3. You get a rush when your next to-read book is in your hands. (Shannon Ireland)

4. You walk through the library with your phone out, comparing the physical shelves to your "to-read" shelf. (Valerie Martillini)

5. You ask people if they are on Goodreads before asking if they are on Facebook or Twitter. (Amy Vandefifer)

6. For every one book you read, five more are added to your stack. (Rhonda Ruff)

7. You spend more time updating your reading status and reading other updates and reviews than actually reading. (Cora Linn)

8. When you don't need a bookmark—you just check your Goodreads progress. (Rebecca Randolph)

9. You spend a whole evening scanning your bookshelf contents with your phone so your real books match your 'read' list. (Gael Hewitt)

10. The minute you turn the final page, you immediately open Goodreads to log it as read and give it some stars. So satisfying! (Janna Katz).

11. You recommend all your books to your friends and then smile when you see the same book pop up on THEIR to-read lists! (Allison Moody Woods)

12. Your reading challenge starts to resemble Hal 9000 because you are so far behind on it. (Eoin Brady)

13. Your friends check your Goodreads profile for gift-giving purposes. (Angie Lisle)

14. You hear a good quote and immediately hope it's on Goodreads so you can add it to your collection. (Vanade)

15. You buy books only after reading your friends' reviews. (Carole Peterson Bishop)

16. You check your Goodreads more than your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. (Avery Amsterdam Stuckey)

17. You tend to skip books with less than a 3.7 review on Goodreads. (Kathryn Asinobi Fertal)

18. You obsess over your shelves and how you want them to be so you change them over and over and over. (Lynn Price)

19. You get a rush using the Scan Barcode feature on your Goodreads App. (Jake Christensen)

20. You make sure you turn your sound off on your phone so nobody hears the chime of you scanning books in the library or bookstore. (James Cantu)

21. You know your to-read shelf will take longer to get through than you will possibly live! But that's okay! (Shelly Tracy Gilliland)


What makes YOU a Goodreads member?

Comments Showing 101-150 of 261 (261 new)


message 101: by Theremin (new)

Theremin Poisoning I am SOOO 6 and 10...


message 102: by Madison (new)

Madison N. These are all me..... except the husband one cus i don't have one xD


message 103: by Bekah (new)

Bekah So many of these, but 4 and 5 definitely! All the time.


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I must say that 1# 6# 16# 18# and 21# are definitely me.

However I will definitely finish my to be read list even if it kills me!



message 105: by Khadija (new)

Khadija 10, 17 and 21 That's me!!


message 106: by Maria (new)

Maria 1,7,10,16!!!!! ^_^


message 107: by Melissa (new)

Melissa Price OMG!! Lol I'm such a dork, but you used one of mine Goodreads!!!!!! I'm so happy right now! My FB is Lynn Price because of my cyber st*lker but I'm tired of hiding and can't change it on FB.

Anyway, awesome part is I adore your blog posts which I say with each new post that goes up, I had so much fun with this question and you used one of mine!! Thank you! Gah!! What am I going to do when my internet is cut off??!! I won't have a home :'( but thank you for giving me this huge thing to smile about right now! LOVE LOVE LOVE Goodreads so fr****ng much #sorrynotsorry for my excitement *definitely sorry for the encrypted language, lol*


message 108: by Carol She's So Novel꧁꧂ (last edited May 30, 2015 09:53PM) (new)

Carol She's So Novel꧁꧂ 1,4,6,7,8,18 & 21. 17 as well but for me its 3.5 rather than 3.7.


message 109: by Maria (new)

Maria 21 though :3 is the truest!


message 110: by Review (new)

Review Reviewer *irony on*
17 is such a wonderful suggestion because it saves you from such terrible writers like
Goethe (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1...)
or
Hemingway
(https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...)
*irony off*


message 111: by Diane (new)

Diane Numbers 6, 7, 10, 18, and 21, definitely. My book collection has exploded since I found Goodreads and it's only getting worse. It's like an addiction.


message 112: by Mary (new)

Mary Definitely 6 16 17 and 21. So many to choose and not enough time to read them


message 113: by Melissa (new)

Melissa Price 1. No because I never close my Goodreads tabsssssss, lol. Rarely.

2. Too funny, I'll have to do that when my ex does my lawn weeds again.

3. Yes!

4. It's been too long, but yes.

5, 6 & 7, YES

9. YES, then hyperventilate if it can't find the exact edition.

10. YES!! Before the books even closed you're reaching for your phone or kindle.

11,14, 16 Yes

13. I wish

17. NEVER! I'm a oddity like that. I love both popular and not so popular books.

18. YES ;-) hehe. That one is mine...Thank you Goodreads :)

19. OMG YES!! Then delete them so you can do it all over again or they didn't shelf good enough for your OCD tendencies. Pain, but fun.

20. No, agoraphobic so.......no.

21. LMAO, YES!!!!!!

One to add. A new one. When you no longer need the dad and the shotgun when your daughter brings home a new boyfriend because when they see your books they mention your book collection and are beaten with an onslaught of you tossing books in their face saying read this synopsis faster than they can read two words before you shove the next one in front of them. Then you grab your kindle (whose tab is already & always open) and your saying check out this site and you can do this and this and that, ooh and look at the listopia and the quotes and the never-ending quiz, oh and this and omg I almost forgot the challenge for the year and and and and then you realize you sound like the girl from "American Pie....."and one time at band camp".......who needs a shotgun? lol. They just need a mom or dad so obsessed with books and Goodreads to scare the cr*p out of them. Hehe!

Ok, my total book nerd crazy excitement is over......for now. Hoping to have many more blog posts before Goodreads and all my sites go dark for me. When I can get my internet back, here will be the first place I'll be!

I feel like I'm saying goodbye to family, but I have the app with limited data use for now and should still have at least a few more days, hopefully a week before Comcast rips my heart out of my chest and shuts my services off the ruthless company they are.

Thanks for everything, Goodreads!!


message 114: by Aiza Angela (new)

Aiza Angela Nicolas 5 and 16 here .. that's me haha


message 115: by Vini (new)

Vini Whenever i type 'g' in my phone the first suggestion is GOODREADS!!
:D lol..


message 116: by Vini (new)

Vini Whenever i type 'g' in my phone the first suggestion is GOODREADS!!
:D lol..


Erin (yourroyalbooknerd) 10, 17 and 21 that's me


message 118: by Paulien (new)

Paulien 21 is so true, .. To bad it is...


message 119: by Kimaya (new)

Kimaya Mathew So true


message 120: by Rishabh (last edited May 31, 2015 01:34AM) (new)

Rishabh loved it. every point on the list is true. evn the rating 3.7 is spot on. although ma to-read shelf still doesn't look like I wont be able to finish in a lifetime, I hope it will have thousands more books so that it will look like it soon


message 121: by Sadia (new)

Sadia 1, 3, 6, 10, 17, and 21 are all definitely true. (n_n)
I love Goodreads! <3


message 122: by Chloe (new)

Chloe 5 and 16 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Evelyn*My Redeemer* Brilliant lol :) 4,7,10 & 16 are deffo me xx


message 124: by DOعa2 ツ (new)

DOعa2 ツ yes yes
that's me


message 125: by Michael (new)

Michael Korleone 1, 3, 5, 10, 11, 13, 14, 16.
17 only if I've never heard of the author/book. Nice little list!


message 126: by Beka_68 (new)

Beka_68 #6, 10 & 16


message 127: by Malene (last edited May 31, 2015 04:54AM) (new)

Malene 1, 4, 8 & 21 though!
Life of a (good)reader. <3


message 128: by Dolly (new)

Dolly Almost all of them, but definitely #6. My husband has threatened an intervention. I'm not sure if he's joking.


message 129: by Stefanie (new)

Stefanie The one about walking around the library with your phone out (trying to get service in my case) is hilarious. I don't even have a Facebook or Twitter account so that says a lot. lol


message 130: by Fauzia (new)

Fauzia @inshaasif quite apt huh? :D


Katelyn (Lost as Alice, Mad as the Hatter) Having friends check your goodreads to-read shelf for gift ideas is ingenius!


message 132: by [deleted user] (new)

Number 6 is me.


message 133: by Dr Rashmit (new)

Dr Rashmit Mishra Lol on 2.
1. 3. 5. 6. 10. 11. 12. 16.17. 21. all hold true to me this i brilliant :D


message 134: by Emad (new)

Emad Alamoudi 1 and 10


message 135: by Mohan (new)

Mohan #22: Using the Goodreads API!


message 136: by Piper (new)

Piper Lawson I'm definitely 4, 6, 10, and 11 lol

Didn't know you can scan barcodes from the Goodreads app...
:|

I need to go now!!


message 137: by Antonio (new)

Antonio Well, I feel fully identified with 3, 10,and 16; and just a little with 11 :P

But, after reading the "Scan Barcode thing" I guess that I'll start to try that functionality :3


message 138: by Alyssa (new)

Alyssa Lee Number six is true, but it's more like for every 1, 25 more are added.


message 139: by Nolly (new)

Nolly  Frances Sepulveda For me it would be 3,6,10,16 and 21! mostly 3 and 21


message 140: by Sura (new)

Sura M. al jilawi almost everything is true =D


message 141: by Hifza (new)

Hifza 1, 3,4, 5, 6,7, 8, 10, 11, 14, 16, 17, 19, 21. so almost all of them. I love this.


message 142: by Gehad (new)

Gehad Elgendy thanks to goodreads ... l will fail my exams ^_^


message 143: by Immortalitas (new)

Immortalitas FOR ME, when l found my self entering the ANATOMY exam with "postmortem" and "flesh and blood"!


message 144: by Jeleni (last edited May 31, 2015 09:50AM) (new)

Jeleni everything on this list has me written all over it... proud goodreads obsessed bookworm... \o/


message 145: by Polly (new)

Polly Krize Yes, yes, yes...and don't even mention NetGalley, highly addictive!


unreliable greenink #16 and #10.
And definitely #1 XD


message 147: by Anna (new)

Anna Sobczak Totally yes, so true!


message 148: by Beth (new)

Beth For Sure! As of today, I have 400 books on my Kindle & I don't know how many more are in the Cloud!LOL


message 149: by Diane (new)

Diane I like number 6


message 150: by Esther Reid (new)

Esther Reid 10/21 :D


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