The Snap For A Lap!

The cat noticed another thing you humans do. You are quite snap happy at your zoo. At least most out there. Some just ignore or swear. Others have a fit, proving they are full of umm spit.

What did you say?
I'm going to make you pay.
You will end up in a ditch.
Says my scream at high pitch.

There is no way out of it.
Hear my hiss and spit.
You will regret this day.
Listen to what I say.

Don't you mock me.
I will throw you in the sea.
I will stick you up a tree.
You falling on your head will cause me glee.

You better not move anywhere.
I have an ass I need too tear.
I hope yours can withstand a bite.
I am really ready to fight.

Get that out of here.
I don't want it near.
Can't make up my mind?
I will rid you from mankind.

Not the WWE guy.
That is a lie.
Don't spin my words.
I'll feed you to birds.

Spun words was done by me?
Never! Now leave me be.
I have said my piece.
This shall cease.

Don't bother me.
I will stuff you in a tree.
I will punch you in the face.
Don't invade my space.

I know what you said.
I heard it in my head.
I mean through my ear.
You will run in fear.

Stay out of my way.
You are now a stray.
Go jump in some hay.
You said much more than, "How was your day?"

Geez, you humans sure can snap at any old chap. One word you think you heard the right way and now no one will have a nice day. Are you a snapper? A snapping flapper? You might not want to admit such a pass. I could use that one day as ammo for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.