A Lecture Nut In A Bug Rut!
The cat declared he didn't like bugs the other day and of course a nut overheard me at our bay. The cat really should keep his voice down when out on the town.
I hate bugs.
They are thugs.
Rather be moving,
And of course grooving.
You'd don't like bugs?
They aren't thugs.
They are great.
They make your fate.
They keep the peace,
From here to Greece.
They keep things in line.
Don't be a daft feline.
Bugs will be here forever,
Long after our life's endeavor.
So respect the bugs,
Even those in rugs.
Pffft went the cat,
As away the nut did scat.
He never stayed around.
Off to go bug a hound?
Bug about bugs.
Those poor Pugs.
They get it all.
Might go buggy at their hall.
Pffft to anything that bites me,
Those bugs can go flee.
Including a flea,
And bed bugs are nasty.
But if you must know,
For the bug lovers high and low,
The cat wasn't saying word one,
As bugs were given their run.
Nope, not at all.
I said I hate bugs at my hall.
As in germs,
And yeah, worms.
Got buggy over germs.
I guess should have clarified terms.
Or let the nut get hot under the collar,
The cat found it funny with their holler.
Ever get bugged by a bug hater at your sea? Do you hate bugs like me? Or hate bug bugs at your sea? Maybe both are hated by thee. Watch out and don't bug the bug loving nuts. They will then go buggy in their bug ruts. Now I will go bug Cass and bugger off with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I hate bugs.
They are thugs.
Rather be moving,
And of course grooving.
You'd don't like bugs?
They aren't thugs.
They are great.
They make your fate.
They keep the peace,
From here to Greece.
They keep things in line.
Don't be a daft feline.
Bugs will be here forever,
Long after our life's endeavor.
So respect the bugs,
Even those in rugs.
Pffft went the cat,
As away the nut did scat.
He never stayed around.
Off to go bug a hound?
Bug about bugs.
Those poor Pugs.
They get it all.
Might go buggy at their hall.
Pffft to anything that bites me,
Those bugs can go flee.
Including a flea,
And bed bugs are nasty.
But if you must know,
For the bug lovers high and low,
The cat wasn't saying word one,
As bugs were given their run.
Nope, not at all.
I said I hate bugs at my hall.
As in germs,
And yeah, worms.
Got buggy over germs.
I guess should have clarified terms.
Or let the nut get hot under the collar,
The cat found it funny with their holler.
Ever get bugged by a bug hater at your sea? Do you hate bugs like me? Or hate bug bugs at your sea? Maybe both are hated by thee. Watch out and don't bug the bug loving nuts. They will then go buggy in their bug ruts. Now I will go bug Cass and bugger off with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Published on February 27, 2016 03:00
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