Hooked On A Feeling With This Dealing!

The cat heard some woman the other day as he walked by a lottery ticket booth at the grocery store bay, wow, I got wordy there. But you don't care. Anyway, heard her say I've got a feeling I will win. Pffft and I have a golden chin.

I've got a feeling.
A feeling where?
Is it like peeling?
I hope it's not down there.

Let that sink in.
Damn, that would suck.
Be more than a sin.
Even for a snip snip duck.

But luckily it's about a buck.
The good old winning.
Yeah, about as dumb as luck,
This thing that left her grinning.

I've got a feeling.
It's in my bones.
Standing or kneeling,
It sure groans.

Hmm, gutter there?
Don't sit and stare.
Or maybe glare.
Excuse me while I lick my cat hair.

Okay, I'm done.
I took care of that feeling.
My tongue won.
And there was no peeling.

But the feeling is ready.
It is coming to me.
I can feel it steady,
I'm going to win $1,000,000,000, yippeeee!

Oh wait.
That was back pain.
Damn, my fate.
No pain no gain?

Hook me to that feeling,
And I'll kick you in the head.
You may have to be kneeling,
But I promise you won't get dead.

So you hooked on a feeling?
The cat must know.
Ready for some poker dealing?
Is it in your head, tongue or toe?

And just a little fyi for all of you. I looked the next day at my zoo and the winner was out in BC. That's on the other side of the country from me. Whoopsy, I guess her feeling was wrong. Maybe she just had one too many a hit from the bong? Got any feelings like that lass? I have a feeling you'd never tell my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.