Does The Fine Really Align?

You hear it every day, mostly when a chicken at your bay, but other times as well. You'll be fine chimes in saying all will be swell. Do you trust that? Not this cat.

Eat it, you'll be fine.
Right, on you I'd rather dine.
Probably safer too.
But no cannibals at our zoo.

You'll be fine if you jump in.
So drowning isn't a sin?
What if rocks are on the bottom?
Could be bacteria from last autumn.

You'll be fine driving in the snow.
Yep, into a ditch you go.
That is fine too.
A tow truck can help you.

You'll be fine with the operation.
It isn't some 3rd world nation.
Not like they'll leave their cellphone in you.
Hey, you can flush it out in the loo.

You'll be fine if you rob that bank.
Yeah, just go and steal a tank.
Shot the place up.
You'll be as happy as a pup.

You'll be fine walking home.
Even if to a dark alley you roam.
There is nothing in there.
Just take a stun gun and beware.

You'll be fine living there.
Who cares about mold in your hair.
What of the thin walls?
Rats? Bah, they are just in the halls.

You'll be fine going to space.
It is such a nice place.
Might explode or get alien probed,
But you'll be fine once de-robed.

You'll be fine at the job,
Just sit back and work for Bob.
He'll work you to death,
But you'll be fine until your last breath.

You'll be fine reading this post,
I am such a nice host.
Trust the feline.
You will be fine.

Pfffft says the cat, no one really knows that. Chances are you'll be fine, but not always does fine align. Yeah, a cellphone was left inside a woman too. I learned that at the redneck's zoo. You'll be fine now passing gas, just trust in my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.