Take The Fart Over The Heart!

 It's here.A loveable rear.One with an arrow.Flies like a sparrow.
Except has more shit.Yep, I said it.That would be Cupid.Another thing that's stupid.
Hallmark can bite me.Or go run up a tree.But this isn't about that.We'll wait until it's time where we're at.
But why wait?A date's a date.That is true.Why string along you?
Did you say string?I will take it for a fling.Maybe not heart strings though.They can be a foe.
But the heart it is,With today's biz.Ignore the heart,Go with the fart.
A bad review.Whoopdi doo.Go with the fart,Blow it out a certain part.
Poof, it is gone.Out on the lawn.Bury or not bury it.Some dog can take the hit. 
Weigh heavy on a heart?Shoot it out like a dart.Whether a hit or miss,It sure isn't bliss.
So let the fart fly,Right at some other guy.Don't take it to heart.Shoot it out as a fart.
Did you expect that today? Haters stink at any bay. So give them some stink back. Don't take to heart their flack. Just let it loose from your caboose. Could blow it out your ear too. That would take skill from you. So let loose the gas and trust my secure little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.