An App For Any Old Chap!

There are so many apps out there that you don't have time to see them all at your lair. Never fear though. the cat will help you out with today's show. You'll want all of these and beg on your knees.

Cuddlr is first.
You may just burst.
Lets you find people around,
So cuddling can be found.

Places I've Pooped.
Have you looped?
As an around and around?
Blah to public loos that surround.

Run Pee!
Is just for thee.
Don't miss anything big.
Shows perfect times in movies to let loose your jig.

Pimple Popper is here.
The redneck will give it a cheer.
With it she can pop pimples all day.
Sure she already has it at her bay.

And there's Paper Racing.
No need for pacing.
See who runs out of tp first.
Whoever does is the worst.

Fake Conversation is ready.
It will call you steady.
A fake phone call for you.
Hey, could get you home to your zoo.

Then you have Hold On.
It's not a con.
You hold onto the button as long as can be.
High score is for hours from thee.

Punch a Hipster is here.
Hipsters may run in fear.
Punch a cartoon Hipster in the face.
You'll get a warm and tingly embrace.

The Death App is easy.
No, it's not cheesy.
It tells you when you will die,
And what of to make relatives cry.

And you can't go wrong,
With iVooDoo coming along.
Can stick pins in the thing.
Maybe up some real voodoo will spring?

And now you can run out and download them all. Don't you want each one at your hall? I bet you'll waste away hours with each one. Damn, aren't apps fun? Maybe I'll make an app come to pass. All it will be is you staring at my wiggling little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.