please do make a real post about how much you love baron von steuben

ok here’s some facts about my guy baron von steuben

very dubious claims of nobility. i’m too drunk and lazy to look it up right now but i’m pretty sure he shouldn’t have actually been called a baron
anyway he served in the prussian army under frederick the great but he was discharged because of some big gay sex scandalhe spent a while in germany but - you guessed it - got into another big gay sex scandal
eventually he realized his best option, to avoid prosecution for all these big gay sex scand...