Today We Hit A Bump While Going Trump!

The cat has a special guest today. Too bad no one else would come out and play. The cat feels naked with only one paw. He may consider that breaking the law.


 Why am I here?I've got bankruptcies to file.You look like something climbed up your rear.Maybe 911 you should dial.

Are you threatening me?I knew all Canadians were bad. Geez, I was just trying to help thee.A little up tight by a tad?


You Canadians will get a wall just like Mexico.And you'll pay for that great wall too. Can we block out you and Texaco?If so, I'll help build the wall at my zoo.



You can't keep me out of anywhere.I'm not bragging, but I'm really, really rich. So I shouldn't be giving you free press at my lair?Damn, isn't that a bitch.


 What is this stuff?Why are you talking so funny?Is my rhyming tough?I guess brightness doesn't go hand in hand with money.


I knew you aren't the right people. We need a wall to block Canada more than ever.Will it have a huge church steeple?You could see Alaska with such an endeavor.


Our great walls will prove America needs no one.Except for cheap labor from Bangladesh to create best selling shirts and ties.  I hear Alaskan women are cold and need some fun.I'll have to do my duty and go warm them up so no one dies.

And climbing my great wall will give Bill some exercise.He sure doesn't spend time on the world's best courses, which I own.Don't think the voters aren't on to you and wise.When I'm president I will take from all for the common good like an Indian loan.


 That's why we need to kick out the Indians too.We can't have any more loans going out.I remember being under sniper fire at the zoo.Those monkeys sure can throw their poop about.

Do you Canadians even have all your shots?You and the rest of those bottom feeders can take a hike. I think I see weapons of mass destruction in those furry spots.Let's invade Canada now and take what we like.
Well that was a rare visit at my sea. Don't they all just impress thee? Do they have a none of the above section to vote for? Might be better off at your American shore. Then again you could get a really tall wall. That has to impress at your hall. Or you could get one who wants to take and give to the government more. Woweee, that deserves an encore. I guess you never know who will visit the cat to chew the fat. Even the high, who are rather low, class. I'll never admit though if I have weapons of mass destruction up my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.