Updating Paintings With Text: Cape Code Morning Edward Hopper

The meme about adding text to paintings to make them funny has kind of ruined paintings for me in other ways. A writer friend recently posted Cape Cod Morning by Edward Hopper. Immediately, I thought of an Edward Hopper/John Waters mashup:

I’m not sure how many people will get this. Regardless, I’m not sure I can even look at paintings normally any more.