My Shopping Cart Is Full of Shit Right Now

Barneys and Net-a-Porter are both 75% off, Shoescribe is teasing me with their discounts, I think I saw a pair of Dries Van Noten boots on sale for like, $1, and The Outnet is just being The Outnet, so there is a ton of shit in my shopping carts around town right now. But see, the thing about filling those carts (whether or not you ultimately pull the trigger) is that if at first you’re much more critical and careful about what goes in there and what it means that you’re engaging in social proprietorship, then by, say, item #3 placed-in-cart, you’re just chucking in whatever so much as piques your interest.

So help me, would you? Help me either tear apart the carts to determine what deserves to be bought or keep playing this cool game where the entire Internet is a closet that belongs to me, but that, just like money in an IRA account, I can’t touch.

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