Shuddup.

Me in Jun '15: I am going to take some me time, not get into any relationships, it's gonna be all right.

Me in Jul '15: *surprise kisses from a friend*

Me in Aug '15: Okay, but, like, that's just a friendship, not going to get into anything serious.

Me in Sep '15: *spends one night every week with said friend*

Me in Oct '15: Okay, but that's just an aberration. I really am not wanting to start any new relationships.

Me in Nov '15: OMG OMG He said the 'R' word!!

Me in Dec '15: Hmm, I'm kinda curious about what being a unicorn for that couple over there would be like...

Me in Jan '16: Shuddup.