The 28th Day With Much At Play!

Wow, so much to do at every zoo. Just type in a number and you won't have time to slumber. Google is a nice friend. It will be with you to the end. Warning, it may spy or lead you somewhere where you may die.

It's the 28th today,
But that I bet you knew.
If you lost your way,
I don't forgive you.

What? I'm not a forgiving cat.
So friggin what?
Deal with that.
Am I in a what rut?

It's 28% day.
A 28th annual rib fest.
The other 72% sail into the bay?
Isn't ribbing the best?

It's the 28th pregnancy week.
Damn, I didn't even know.
Were you playing hide and seek,
Down there below?

28th in words.
I just don't have the skill.
28th in words of birds?
Mountain out of a mole hill.

That would be some mountain.
Or would it be some mole?
What if it drowned in a fountain?
Would it still leave a big hole?

On the 28th I went off track.
It was a bad thing to do.
A mole had a heart attack,
And I bankrupted the mole zoo.

Go to 28th ave. for a rest.
I hear the hotels are great.
Which 28th ave. has the best?
Sorry, you asked too late.

The 28th metro cruise.
That is big news.
How can you lose,
By going on a cruise?

And if that isn't enough,
The 28th has much more.
Get ready for some science stuff,
The 28th Fungal Genetics Conference is something of lore.

The cat just wanted to see what Google would give me. So I type 28th in and up popped this stuff for the win. Any fun things on the 28th at your sea? Do you want to go to the fungal conference with me? Maybe the 29th will be more fun. Okay, for the 28th I'm done. Until the next 28th comes to pass. Then I'll 28th away my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.