With This Trait We Take The Bait!

Bait is everywhere and at it each day you stare. Did you ever consider the bait? Maybe you and some bait can mate. Hmmm, where that could go. But I really don't want to know.

You've taken the bait,
Reading my rhyming trait.
Really? Reading a rhyming cat?
How sensible is that?

Bah, who needs that sense.
That just leaves one dense.
So keep taking the bait.
Now let's make the bait mate.

Could help the law,
As your nails you gnaw.
I think they call that a rat,
Not the kind liked by the cat.

Oh look, money.
Damn, that is funny.
I bought my ticket.
Bait made you pick it.

Bait and allure,
Both are pure.
Both are bad.
Both can let fun be had.

Depends on the bait.
Some is first rate.
Some is in the hole.
Bait plays every role.

Bait is a drama queen?
A micro manager on scene?
Damn, such a greedy thing.
Bait must really like to sing.

Looky a headline.
That sounds fine.
Click bait made.
Hey, all's fair trade.

Win dough, win a car,
Bait has you near and far.
Horrible news, canceled show,
Bait has you in the know.

Eyes flirt at the bar,
You go to the back of a car.
Bait screwed you in the end,
And an STD is now your friend.

All the places bait can go would leave me here forever rhyming high and low. Do you ever take bait? Ever think about bait's trait? Hopefully you watch the bait when you mate. Don't need an STD bait on your plate. Now I'm done with my current pass and off I go with my baiting little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.