The Fish Ate My Homework

So, I know you’re all tired of my saying I’m late because of a cat or another. That’s okay. These last two days it was the fish’s turn. The fish is a red and blue (with tiny little bit of white on the necktie fins) betta, whose full name is Agile Antelope Betta Version, but whose calling name is Derp, also Derpfish and Derpsardine.

He’s about one and a half years old, his main hobby is building magnificent bubble palaces, in hopes I’ll relent and getting him a bride. But for the last two week...