Why do dogs have eyebrows?
My dog doesn’t need them.
She NEVER frowns, because I’m sooo super nice.
Which is what I told Santa when I saw him in the mall.

He didn’t believe me.
I didn’t believe he used enough conditioner on his beard.
Soooo, I found another Santa and tried to explain that I’ve been nice.

He looked too darned surprised at my story.
Sooooo, I found another Santa at the grocery store.
He couldn’t hear a word I said because of all his hair.
In fact, he didn’t hear anything I said this year,
which is why I gave him my wish list.
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Wishing you a happy, merry, joyful Christmas!
Published on December 23, 2015 02:00