buscemianrhapsody:
Me, on a date: So, how do you feel about the relationship between Achilles and Patroclus within the Greek myths?
Them: Well, the relationship was an obviously platonic, possibly even ruler/servant relatio-
Me, stuffing breadsticks into purse: Sorry I have to leave right now, right now I have to leav-
Published on December 22, 2015 08:53