Those Designer Shoes You Wanted All Year…Under $500

You’ve got…

Two feet. (Or two hooves.) One paycheck. A little bit of cash from grandma. An already-paid rent bill. An ignored-but-it-can-wait-rent bill. A fresh stack of green presidents after selling your just-completed semester’s books.

…And a lingering, aching space for a pair of shoes that never made its way to your closet for at least twelve different reasons.

But we’re still in December. It’s still treat yo damn self with little indulgences month, and you deserve these. Just one pair! They’re all under $500. That is better than the price of a piano!

Besides, these don’t require “an outfit” because they are the outfit:

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These are pretty practical but finally reduced enough to not make you gag at spending cash on commuters:


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These are even more practical because boot season is officially upon us. (And if you scroll far enough to the right, there’s a pair that goes WAY up to there, like, “Hi!”)

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These are for those who can’t hang with the wobble but cry at the sight of a boring shoe:

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And these, my dear, are for those who like a clod-hopper party stopper with enough weight in the heel to kick a door down and say, “Honey, I am home.”

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Because Man Repeller is exactly like the Olive Garden. When you’re here, you’re family.

And probably drunk.

On love!

I’m done. Tell me what you’re buying. Bye.

Collages by Elizabeth Tamkin

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