"When the House is Built"

Some of you probably laughed when you read this title--or maybe you rolled your eyes. Yes, this is the #1 Tero phrase going around right now.
"When the house is built, we'll have to have you over."
"When the house is built, maybe we can meet up for coffee."
"When the house is built, we'll plan on that."
"When the house is built, we'll have some free time!"
"When the house is built..." 
You name it. Almost everything has been tagged onto that one phrase.
It is best to accept the long house-buil...