The Party Hat That Keeps Your Hair Back

If you were scared by Blair Waldorf and headbands are a hard no for you, think about a good blow out instead.

Not to be absolutely RUDE but your head is boring.

Your head as in, the circumferential area where a monk’s bald spot is likely to go (aka, not your brain — that part is fantastic) , or possibly up a little bit higher — the same space you’d use to knock out a goat if you too were a goat.

You’d make a great goat, by the way.

But anyways, that area is boring. Don’t you want something else besides your mane and/or scalp like…I don’t know…an ornament? An accessorized celebration? A party hat? A tiara?

A CROWN?

Shumaq dress (similar here), Jennifer Behr headband

A crown. Now you’re down.

Clown.

I can’t stop rhyming when you’re around.

Must be all the creativity being squeezed out of my head by these banging bands that make outfits more festive and hair look sexy pushed back and somehow get lipstick to pop and people to cry out loud, “Holy shit I literally had no idea you had ears!”

Topshop knit, Topshop headband, Dannijo earrings

There they are, Peter!

Some people may not even know you had a forehead.

Club Monaco turtleneck, Benoît Missolin headband, Aurelie Bidermann cuff

The surprise might cause an onlooker to faint but then again, it might just be a reaction to how slamming chic your WHOLE HEAD LOOKS.

Acne sweater, Jennifer Behr headband, Christie Nicolaides earrings, Dannijo choker necklace

You’re like a Dolce & Gabbana model at mistletoe convention, a human frosting on top of the cupcake that is life, a star on top a galaxy-floating, non-denominational fir tree.

Bruuns Bazaar shirt (similar here), Topshop beaded fringe top, Benoit Missolin headband

Aka, slightly insane.

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Which is the ideal opposite of boring.

Modeled by Vanessa Barrantes, a New York-based stylist and designer. Check out her website, clothing line (Shumaq) and Instagram.

Photographed by Krista Anna Lewis

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