time machine

Everybody keeps asking me how I have so much time to write since I work two jobs in addition to writing. I'll let you in on a little secret; I have a time machine.

Every night right before bed, I work on some stuff in my room (either some coin stuff or writing). I activate my time machine at the end of working and go back in time an hour (that's all it will let me do). Then I climb into bed. So for that hour, there are two of me around. We usually just nod in passing.

Lately, my wife has been upset that I have been taking too long to get ready in my room. Actually, it's because I've lost track of time and work longer than my allotted hour. Then when I go back an hour, she sees it as me screwing around for like thirty minutes. It was actually 90 minutes.

I think Zailey is also getting wise to my time travel. She gets out of sorts right about the time I activate my machine. Sometimes it's just a whimper, but sometimes she gets sick. Last night I had to let her outside one more time because she really needed to take a dump. She has been taking extra bathroom breaks lately and even throwing up some too.

Now you know how to write a ton of stuff and work two jobs. Just get a time machine and enjoy your twenty-five hour days.