Are You Good Enough For You?

(Well, yeah, she’s a felon…but great hair!)

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Here’s an interesting statistic: These days, one out of every three long-term relationships begins online. (The other two still depend on old-school tactics, like lying in person.)

To get divorced, of course, you don’t need the internet. There’s twenty-seven lawyers just on the cover of my phone book.

I don’t know about you, but I’m constantly getting spam from online dating sites, all promising to hook me up with exactly the perfect sou...