Winnie The Pooh Goes SatNav

You know how, with satnav, you can choose the voice that will direct you? Well, it got me thinking… what would it be like if characters from Winnie The Pooh were your satnav characters of choice?

So I give you…

Eeyore:

"If anyone's listening to me – which I doubt – you need to go left at the next exit. Yes, that one you just passed at top speed. Oh, I suppose you could take the next left, but I can't answer for where it would take you. Probably somewhere you didn't want to go."

Piglet and Pooh

Piglet: "I think… but I might be wrong… but I think that turning left might be a good idea. Of course, I'm only a Very Small Animal and I haven't done a lot of navigation before, but… Pooh, don't you think it's left here?"

Pooh: "What's been left here?"

Piglet: "Don't you think they should turn left now?"

Pooh: "Oh. Yes. Definitely. Unless it's right. They need to do one or the other, but I'm not quite sure which. Now, if they were looking for a place which had a nice spot of honey, such as one might take a small nibble of at, say, eleven o'clock…"

Piglet: "But they're not, Pooh."

Pooh: "Not what?"

Piglet: "Looking for honey."

Pooh: "Oh. In that case, it's definitely left they need to go. Unless I mean right."

Roo and Kanga

Roo: "Look at me! Driver, look at me! Passengers, look at me! I'm navvy-directing you. They said I was too small, but look, I am!"

Kanga: "Roo, dear, give the nice people some directions."

Roo: "That's what I'm doing! Look, look, look at me directing! Oops, I think you were supposed to turn left back there…"

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Anyone got any other characters to add to the mix?