Mr. Bob, Substitute Warden

(Fun holidays with dead people)

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Good morning, class. I’m Mr. Bob, and I’m going to be your substitute teacher for a few days, while Miss Vicky works through some pesky legal issues involving the varsity football team and a Bo Peep costume. I’m sure Miss Vicky will be back real soon, assuming the owner of that laundromat doesn’t press charges.

Your principal, Mr. Sturnanbidder, told me not to worry about sticking to Miss Vicky’s lesson plans, but to just try and maintain an accepta...