Plans, Bombs, and Cinderella

Verse:  "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."  Jeremiah 29:11 (NIV)

News:  A bomb may have caused the Russian plane crash.  A dude at the Fed says my economy is solid and we may see gradual rate hikes.  And the Ayatollah clarified that when Iranians chant "Death to America!" they really just mean death to my policies, of course.  

Joke:  Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?
           She kept running away from the ball.

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Published on November 04, 2015 14:39
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