That’s The Wrong Stapler!

I found myself wondering if anyone ever did actually start selling the “Jump to Conclusions Mat” from Office Space. Turns out, yes. Someone sells a whole kit of Office Space themed stuff: stapler, mug, mat, and so on. However, I noticed a problem. Take a look at an image of the kit contents:

THAT’S THE WRONG STAPLER!!!! Just look:

See? Does the one from the kit even look vaguely right to you? It’s red, but that’s about it…just some cheap and tiny little thing. That’s not Milton’s stapler at all. What a rip off.

I just hope no one sets the building on fire over this.