A Hypothetical Day Here At My Bay!

The cat was reading a hypothetical thingy the other day and they wanted to know what you'd say. Or it was how you'd hide a body after a kill. Hmm, doesn't that just give you a thrill?

Hypothetically, which would you rather be.
An apple on a tree.
An orange in the sea,
Or a banana tripping me?

Did you pick three?
Damn, now I know you hate me.
Wait, it was hypothetical, right?
So can't hold that against you at my site.

Hypothetically, what would you rather do?
Sit on a shiny public loo,
Wrestle with a kangaroo,
Or steal the blue guy's shoe?

Back to number three?
How dare thee.
Oh wait, still hypothetical and all,
Here at my hall.

Hypothetically, which would you rather see.
A dog taking a pee,
A flea on your knee,
Or the cat stuck in a tree?

Still stuck on three?
I'll curse thee.
What? Hypothetical is the name of the game?
Damn, I guess I'll remain tame.

Hypothetically, which would you rather eat.
Cow testicles picked off the street,
Salamander ever so sweet,
Or the blue guy's shoe?

Was that number three?
A tough choice for thee?
Leather can be tasty.
Unless it's too pasty.

Hypothetically, how would you win a bet?
Play far and hope it's met,
Cheat and leave another in defeat,
Or let the cat handle the meet and greet?

You still stuck on three? Damn, you proved my point at my sea. Hypothetical questions can be used to see into your mind. You are a strange human kind. Hypothetically, would the cat enslave you all? Yep, like heads on a wall. What? It was hypothetical of me. I wouldn't really do it at my sea. Hmm, at least I'd leave you happy like the singing bass. He is always fun for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.