Back With A Scare By The Pair!

The cat was sniffing around, not butts like a hound, but actual stuff we can use at my sea. I found plenty of news for thee. All of it had to do with Horror movies too. I guess it is the time of year when they are in view.

Ghoulies will get a reboot.
They'll pop out and toot.
Isn't that grand?
Ghoulies walking hand and hand.

Michael VS Jason VS Chucky is near.
Don't you want to peer?
Two guys who kill,
And a doll out for a thrill.

It's Casper The Mean Ghost!
He's going to show from coast to coast.
He'll steal all your stuff,
Doing it in the buff.

Hocus Pocus 2 is being done.
A talking cat is such fun.
This time there will be two.
Nope, none from my zoo.

Ernest Scared Stupid is up for a remake.
Yep, time for a double take.
Ernest will be played by Shia this time.
Damn, that is such a crime.

A new house will be haunted.
The humans will be taunted.
Amityville they will name it.
Hint, it'll still be shit.

Pet Cemetery gets a redo.
A cat stars in this one too.
A cat starts it all.
That will drive people up the wall.

Demons 3 is coming.
Demons 2 was out chumming.
So Demons 3 won out.
What was Demons 1 even about?

The Exorcism of...
Will come from above.
Who cares for the name,
It's all the same.

Mars Attacks 2 is ready.
The aliens will come steady.
What? Can't that scare?
They'll be so small they'll crawl around in your underwear.

Yep, it is all, maybe, sorta, true. I sniffed out the news for you. Now next Halloween you'll have plenty to see and you were given the scoop by me. I should get a kickback for that. Humans need to pay this cat. Then I could just rhyme with sass. That would suit my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.