Adele Used to Call Drake on His Cell Phone…

Charge your phone, grab a pair of headphones and pretend to be really busy with a spreadsheet for the next five minutes. Below, it’s your talk of the town for the week.

Adele says, “Hello,” asks the question Verizon has been asking for years.

“Can you hear me?”

(Adele, maybe try calling from a house that isn’t haunted. The wires are literally always cut in haunted houses and ghosts fuck up reception.)

Meanwhile, Drake is like, “You used to call me on my cell phone…”

…But I have told you a million times, Adele, I get shitty service on the Internet. Try my landline.” Good news for Adele is that Mr. G gets excellent reception, and his office hours are reasonable. Girl, call him instead: 1-800-Hotline-Meme.

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[via Buzzfeed]  

Here’s the thing, though. Drake may have accidentally given Adele the wrong number. Maybe she’s been trying his cell the whole time, but someone else was getting her calls… 

  HELLO @adele is it me you’re looking for…