The Thought Process of Group Halloween Costumes

Amy: Guys our group is so screwed. Halloween is in 5 days. What are we being?

Beth: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Carly: How is it already Halloween?!?!

Donna: I know oh my god what like where did October go

Emma: Well you guys already know what I want to be but you don’t want to do it, so.

Carly: Ok, Em, no.

Emma: WHY NOT??

Amy: Emma.

Beth: Hahahah

Amy: Literally no one will get that we are “figments of their imagination.”

Emma: THEY WOULD GET IT IF WE DID WHAT I SUGGESTED.

Carly: Emma you suggested we dress like figs. Do you know what a fig looks like? Emoji poop, Emma. A fig looks like poop.

Beth: Omg guys! Let’s dress like

Amy: No

Carly: No

Donna: No

Beth: Emoji Poops!

Emma: Emojis are too basic. And everyone’s going to be the new emojis which is why I want to do something unique!

Amy: Shit guys I forgot to add Fran.

Beth: Just add her to this.

Amy: How? Do I just start a new chat?

Carly: Hang on. I can do it.

** Frannie has joined the chat **

Frannie: Hey! Guys what are we being for Halloween?

Emma: Not figments of everyone at the bar’s imagination.

Amy: Trying to figure out costumes now

Frannie: Wait that’s so funny Em and we could dress like figs!

Emma: THANK YOU

Beth: Ha we’re FIGuring it out

Amy: Guys, focus. We have 5 days to work on this, like, no time to order anything online unless we want to spend a billion dollars and no time to go shopping unless any’s office is by an American Apparel

Carly: What if we were One Direction fans?

Beth: Omg but angry mobbing ones!

Emma: Dead One Direction fans because they literally died when they found out the band went on hiatus!

Carly: Yesssss zombie 1D fans with signs that say, “I want to eat Zayn’s guts,” and stuff!

Amy: Ok not to be annoying or whatever but I kind of want to be something hot, you know? Bond girls?

Frannie: Ughhh I feel like I’ve eaten too much this month for that shit

Beth: Haha me too let’s just be ghosts and pull sheets over our head

Georgia: We could do that and say we were trick-or-treaters from It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Amy: Oh so nice of you to join us, Georgia

Emma: Georgia! Georgia!

Georgia: Hiii. But how cute would that be?

Amy: How would we see?

Georgia: Uh you cut holes in the sheets

Frannie: That’s a no. We could just go to one of those Spirit stores and pick something out?

Emma: Ew noooo

Beth: No, I can’t handle that long ass line. Ummm we could beeee……

Carly: MOM JEANS.

Amy: Wait, that’s kind of funny, how would we be mom jeans?

Carly: Idk like we’d all wear denim and write “mom jeans” somewhere

Donna: Hey guys sorry I fell asleep/hate you all

Emma: What?

Donna: Auto correct. Um, yea! Mom jeans is funny!

Beth: I’d do that…

Frannie: We could all do our hair like our own moms? Or get wigs?

Carly: I hate wigs but you guys should totally do wigs. What else? Like those plastic 80s eyeglasses and fanny packs?

Amy: Um my mom is chic AF she would never.

Beth: It’s just a costume.

Donna: It’s better than poop figs

Emma: omg

Carly: Ok so we can just all do different mom-cessories but bottom line is we wear all-denim, write “mom jeans” somewhere

Amy: Like on our butts or shirts!

Carly: Yes, done. Easy. So cute.

Donna: I’m in.

Emma: Kk same

Frannie: Downnnn!

Georgia: Into it.

Beth: Done! Next order of business: where are we actually going for Halloween?

Collage by Krista Anna Lewis

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