Meanwhile, in Camelot…

(Is there an acronym for ‘acronym?’)

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Here come those science people again, and they have good news and bad news. The good news is, it looks like we are not alone in the universe. The bad news is, the science people are basing that discovery on a “huge gob” of “odd dust” that formed 1,500 years ago and is being analyzed by crowd-sourcing.

So there it is. Rock-solid, indisputable data. ET, you are so busted.

I’m stretching the truth a bit, of course. We haven’t actually seen any int...