Girls: Run the World, Make Weekdays Better

Girls: if we do indeed run the world then let’s cut the workweek blues crap and start celebrating. Where to start? Right here.

Remember: Women can “have it all” — career, love, a sense of humor, and more!

This seriously funny Twitter account parodies the kind of sexist, dopey headlines that over-simplify the Modern Woman’s success and list inane ways to achieve it (Wake up before your kid! Stretch before getting mad at someone! Visit a spa at your lunch hour — command that You Time!) It’s written from the point of view of man “who has it all” and knows best for his fellow working husbands in distress.

Working dad? Guilt is your worst enemy. Tackle guilt by reducing puffiness, hiding a peach & SOLVING your figure by wearing clothes.

— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 19, 2015

Busy dad? No time to shower? Use dry shampoo to keep your hair smelling fresh on days when you feel going crazy and breaking the rules! — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 19, 2015

CONGRATULATIONS to all male sports fans for juggling laundry, job, sport, ironing, dewy skin & kids. How DO they find the time?

— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 18, 2015

ALL MEN! 7 ways you have been eating avocados all wrong & 6 ways you have been washing your penis wrong. Celebrate YOU. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015

Dolls Who Have it All: Whether or Not You’ll Let Your Future Daughter Play With Barbie…

This ad makes a solid case for young girls everywhere to NOT pull the heads off Teresa, Skipper and co.

Clothes less optional then Barbies back in our day (for safety purposes, museum docents in the ancient archaeology wing should at the very least wear sensible shoes), but ruthless hair cuts remain fair game. I actually really like this ad. Now hand me my flying cat!

Because every imagination needs a soundtrack: Cool Mom Michelle Obama made a Spotify playlist for International Day of the Girl.

But it works for your everyday ass-kicking, too. Just ask the above ad’s up-and-coming Jess Merriweather of soccer.

Rumor has it Yung Couch plays this during unicorn knee highs. I play it to wake up.

Speaking of unicorn knee-highs, activewear remains the new Not Naked

Make all the political statements you want about this, but here’s my biggest takeaway:

Going forward, “activewear” should be said exclusively with an Australian accent.

And remember: just because he’s a man doesn’t mean he’s not a feminist. Re-meet Larry David, your Jewish Uncle who doesn’t give a damn about your emails.

He may not be a woman, but he does want to pay for your collage.

Now let’s do this!

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