The Stupid Side Takes Pride!

The cat knows you have seen much here and there as you surf the internet at your lair, but did you know there is plenty of crap to help out each and every chap? Even criminals everywhere. My, the internet can blare.

How to create a fake stock.
Step by step as you walk.
Taken through all the steps of it.
Then you can get money from bullshit.

How to express love.
Damn, fits like a glove.
Not sure I want to see pics.
No need for porno flicks.

How to hide an erection.
Damn, I guess no love connection.
Kind of cancels number 2 out.
What's that all about?

How to take a shower.
My, that takes a superpower.
Turning the knob is so hard to do.
I can't take it at my zoo.

How to be random.
I can do it in tandem.
A goat is in a boat.
Random enough for a vote?

How to remove a staple from your hand.
Damn, having no brain must be grand.
Let's all go staple our hands today.
No? You and staples don't want to play?

How to change television channels.
Umm, do you use wall panels?
Too fat to get up and do it?
Don't know which button to hit?

How to fly in your dreams.
Wow, I can fly on moon beams.
That is so great.
No other how to can relate.

How to blink well.
Come now, do tell.
My eyes really want to know.
They only blink a thousand times a day at my show.

How to avoid going to hell.
The rules are as clear as a bell.
Don't go to Australia in the summer.
Expecting something more? Bummer!

Now you have lots of usual information at your sea. No need to thank me. I hope you all go take a shower now. You must be so stinky it would impress a cow. Knowing how to is a big win. Fly in those dreams at your looney bin. Now I'm done with this help for stupid people pass. I'm such a random little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.